Because I make you look smart in front of your friends and family.

• I paint truly amazing designs very quickly so your guests can enjoy the party you planned.

• My setup area is clean and organized and looks excellent in photos.

• I use special, safe products so even the most sensitive guests can have a “little something”.

• I am reliable, punctual, and professionally dressed (polo + dark pants).

You found my website but now you are wavering about calling me for a quote.

Thoughts running through your mind:

“Uh oh – this is going to be expensive…”

“My friend/sister/grandma is an excellent artist – she can handle 25 screaming, sugar crazed moving targets.”

“I don’t need to call.  I’ll just find someone else with a price on their website.”

I am a Professional Face Painter.  Please, allow me to address your concerns:

• You will get what you pay for when it comes to face painters.  You can pay a little less and risk the disappointment of your guests or you can pay me and be 100% certain to astonish them.

• Fine arts training does not a Children’s Entertainer make.  Let your friends enjoy the party instead of suffering through a confusing 2 hours of disappointed kids.

• Do you really want a stranger coming into your home when you haven’t even talked with them before?  These people come in very close contact with your children – you should get to know them first.

I am available for those events that you want to be remembered as exceptional.

I am incredible.  I am fast.  I am worth it.

There are only so many years that you will have birthday parties at home.
Enjoy having them while you can – teenager parties are a whole different beast.
But the parties at home… These are the parties they remember.
And I help make them worth remembering.

Call right now to speak with me, Michelle Heffner: 443-878-2654
- Keep a pencil and notepad nearby during the call.
- Expect to spend 15 minutes on the phone discussing the details.
- We’ll also discuss photos and how you can focus on the party instead.
- At the end, we’ll talk about the deposit and how you can pay via PayPal.

But you have to call me.  Now.
Otherwise, some other kid’s mom is going to snag your day.

1. Attend FABAIC 
            A. First I need to buy Tickets 
            B. Then I need Flight Tickets
            C. Then I need Roomates (hint hint)
            D. Then I need to figure out what I’m taking (and not taking)
            E. Then I need to find baby sitters
            F. Then I need to figure out what I’m gonna buy
            G. Then I need to figure out what classes I’ll attend
            H. Then I need to figure out if I can set up some interviews while I’m there…
            I. Then I need to book a TON of gigs to save up : )

Get it? Bullseye = Goals

2. Create my Coloring Page with my info on it
            I mean, I paid for it – I should be using it!

3. Create my Invitiations / insert
            Yeah – same thing

4. Set up my “adult” body art website
              Come on Craig – set me up already!

5. Get up the nerve to  send emails to Baltimore area clubs
              Sigh – it’s okay to fail, Michelle… Just do it already!

6. Do more party research & blog more for my paying customers
            Party themes, party tips etc. for parties in Columbia & Baltimore, MD

7. Write an e-book/pamphlet about corporate party planning
            And offer it for free to the folks that I actually want to hire me

8. See Eclipse
             I’ll figure out what that has to do with face painting later (be still my RoBear loving heart!)

9. Get a Silhouette Digital Craft Cutting Machine
             And make some SICK glitter tat stencils

10. Full Body Glitter Tattoo Photo Shoots
            6 words that strike terror and awe in my little heart

11. Buy Aprons and Polos and figure out a dress code
             My Dorothy Shoes will ALWAYS be part of that code

12. VIDEOS
             For crying out loud.  This should be #2

13. EZ UP
             Anyone selling theirs?  : )

4/8/10 Update:
1. I bought my FABAIC tix, found roomies, reserved the room, made up a condensed kit, found a babysitter, and decided on the classes.

4. Craig set me up and now I just need pictures.

5. Didn’t work out so hot but I’m going to keep trying.

6. So far so good.

9. Squeeee!  It’s on its way to me!!!!

10. Date’s set- just need the hair stylist to confirm.

11. I *made* my own apron.  Tutorial to come?  Maybe, but it was sooooo easy.

12. Made one, now just need to find Linux friendly video editing program.